Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not Going To Talk About
- When they broke up, she was not concerned with dividing the library they shared.
- (They’d kept two copies of some books, looking forward — in hindsight she now knew — to this day.)
- She was mostly worried about which jokes she could keep.
- (She missed some of the punchlines the first time, but she realized, of course, that she would miss retelling them too.)